Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Director - Matt Reeves

Cast - Andy Serkis, Jason Clarke, Gary Oldman, Keri Russell, Toby Kebbell

Rise of the Planet of the Apes took the entire world by surprise. Yes, the film franchise was in dire need of rebooting but no one was really expecting the amount of heart and soul that was conveyed in what would be the prequel to the world of Planet of the Apes. Rupert Wyatt, the 2011 director, achieved something magnificent and it was mainly through his decision work with the brilliant Andy Serkis. Caesar, the intelligent ape who was orphaned following a testing programme, was adopted by Will and essentially lived a human’s life, loved by his family but still wanting to break free. At the end of Rise he does just that and Will becomes all too aware that he will have to let Caesar go.

There are quite a lot of people who have been disenchanted with the Apes films and that really is unfair to a franchise that really hasn’t had an opportunity to prove itself up to this point. The older Apes movies have not aged well and being the eighth film in the series, there are many who have become a little disinterested with the Apes that have taken over the world. However, this is what Wyatt focused in on quite effectively, creating an almost human character who we could identify with and understand. The apes are victims, particularly Caesar, and this new awareness of their origins certainly allowed the film to make a vital connection with its audience. If you don’t at least pity Caesar’s circumstances, something is very wrong.

Dawn begins quite a number of years after the end of Rise. Simian flu has virtually wiped out the population of humans and the apes, led by Caesar keep to themselves and live a highly sheltered life within their own community. Humans have not been seen in a long time and Caesar continues to keep the peace believing that the entire population has died out. However, after a hunting expedition with the rest of the clan, one of the apes is shot by a man who is in search of a dam which holds the only power source for the humans. Caesar quite loudly insists that the company leave but Malcolm, their leader insists they press on to the energy source, hoping that he can come to an agreement with Caesar.

Thankfully, due to his upbringing, Caesar feels a certain amount of pity for the humans and allows them access to the dam but, of course, there is always one renegade and with one of those on both sides, it seems the way forward is completely impassable. Caesar is faced with a tough decision, put the Ape population first and cut ties with the humans forever or trust those who once took care of him and brought him up like their own.

For the most part, Dawn is haunting with far too many echoes of human society today as we know it and the difficulties it faces. The Apes face mostly the same dilemmas the humans do and interestingly, for every human in Dawn, there is an ape who is his/her counterpart. They really are not so different from us, as Caesar likes to point out. The breakdown of society and the power hungry nature of some of the characters is far too reminiscent of a lot of our issues in society, problems that are emphasised throughout the film.

It’s also shot beautifully. The scenes in the forest are absolutely stunning, you can tell this is where they really did not want to use the CGI effects. Although the effects are more than evident throughout the film, they do blend in seamlessly, making this quite a beautiful film to watch. The scene where the apes take over while one sits on the American flag is flawless. Absolutely flawless. Thanfully, losing Rupert Wyatt as director for the second film doesn’t seem to have affected the project. In fact, he could be proud of Reeves’ work.

Serkis steals the show. With performance capture as a tool, it could be quite easy to get lost within the technology but you just need to take one look at his eyes to know he is ever present and full of soul. Koba, played by Toby Kebbell, is positively petrifying. In fact, though there is quite the argument that the human characters are brilliant here like Jason Clarke’s Malcolm and Gary Oldman’s Dreyfus, the filmmakers would be well within their rights to abandon the human aspect entirely for the next film, if there is one.

With the way these films are going, we really hope there will be.

Pudsey the Movie

Director (If you want to call him that) Nick Moore

Cast: David Walliams, Jessican Hynes, Olivia Colman

Before we get into the nitty-gritty here, there is one thing that you should know about the Pudsey film that will probably be more important than all of the other information combined: Simon Cowell is the producer. Now, don't get us wrong here. We appreciate that as a businessman Cowell is an absolute genius. He has single-handedly managed to change the way we approach the music business, most may say for the worse, but he is certainly a massive influence and you really cannot deny that.

However, over the years there have been certain films that have struggled to make it to the big screen, particularly across the UK and Ireland. With the recession and its aftermath, the funding for films has been scarce, especially for those smaller productions that have been trying to get off the ground. To think that a film like Pudsey has been given the go-ahead is not only bewildering, it's shameful and downright insulting to those who have been struggling within the film industry for years with potentially amazing projects. This all makes the Pudsey film more than a little difficult to embrace. Don't get us wrong here, the dog is incredibly cute and it's unfair to direct the abuse at him or his owner which will naturally probably happen but we should all maybe consider trying to stop Simon Cowell.

The plot, or what exists of it, revolves around Pudsey, the winner of Britain's Got Talent for 2012. Being a bit of a lone ranger, Pudsey finds that he craves the family life after he comes across mother Gail and her children, Molly, George and Thomas. After Gail refuses to let Pudsey stay because the family are moving to the country, they try to give Pudsey to a good home but of course, he escapes and manages to make it to the country with them.

During his time in the country, Pudsey, much like Skippy and animals like that, discovers that the family's evil landlord has plans to destroy the beautiful farm they live on and set up a shopping centre (you may have seen this before). However, Pudsey is removed from the family home by said landlord before he can inform (yes, inform) the family of the evil plans. Can Pudsey make it back in time to save the village and his family?

Let's get this straight then. We're pretty sure that Pudsey the Movie could be used as some form of torture in a future war. The thought of even watching this again would make anyone shiver in fear or develop a twitch. The plot is non-existent and even the greatest dog lover will not be able to get past the fact that Pudsey himself can't even save his own film with his amazing dancing. It worked fine on a talent show, 87 minutes of cinema screen running time is a very different story.

In terms of performance, we're pretty sure most of the company will be shying away from the project in the future. Walliams, who voices the dog, will probably use it in some comedy routine in the future but the people to really feel sorry for are Jessica Hynes, yes, she of Spaced fame and Olivia Colman who is hands down one of the best British actresses working at the moment.

This is not just an awful film, it's a slap in the face for all good independent British cinema. Stop Simon Cowell, just stop.