1.Lack of exercise is now causing as many deaths as smoking across the world

2.Text messaging is now the most popular form of daily communication.

3.Sales of Wham Bars have risen 1000% since Andy Murray was seen eating one between sets during the Wimbledon final.

4.Malta, Serbia and Britain are reportedly the 3 laziest nations.

5.Black Eyed Peas “My Humps” was voted the worst ever lyric to a music track.

6.The Olympic Games closing ceremony will include a “lollipop lady strippers” act.

7.Scientists have found that there really is such a thing as “Bieber Fever” created by the teenage singing sensation, and say it includes “uncontrollable crying and screaming”.

8.More women are cheating on their spouses, at about the same rate as men.

9.People living near the coast tend to be healthier than those who live inland.