It's Easter weekend once again! Time for alcohol hoarding, Easter egg munching, and maybe going to Mass at some point if you're not too full of chocolate...
Here are some musings from across the Twitter-verse on this most chocolatey of holidays.
Woo hoo it's officially Easter weekend I'm off to eat my body weight in chocolate (that's a lot;)) happy chocolateness wend tweeps xxxx
— June Shannon (@juneshannon) April 17, 2014
Remember to keep watch your blood-chocolate level, folks! Everything in moderation.
Why not treat your kids this Easter by giving them flowers instead of chocolate? No? No worries. I had to try. It's in my contract.
— Arena Flowers (@ArenaFlowers) April 17, 2014
I can only imagine the disappointment if the kids woke up to a bouquet of lillies.
Chickens must think Easter is weird, what with us eating chocolate replicas of their unborn children in memory of the death of our God's son
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) April 17, 2014
At least they'll have some sympathy from the bunny rabbit community! I'm sure they're equally disturbed.
YOU GUYSSSS MY CHOCOLATE LAB ATE ALL MY EASTER CHOCOLATE THAT MY MOTHER BOUGHT FOR ME ðŸ˜ðŸ«ðŸ¶ðŸ’” pic.twitter.com/Mwc6kYMbJk
— Esther Kaplan (@ESTArose) April 15, 2014
Disastrous start to the weekend here. Always assume dogs will eat anything, especially if that thing forms part of their name.
Easter is my favorite time of year to remember how the Easter bunny rose from the dead and gave us free chocolate.
— Oh Susanna (@Just_Oh_Susanna) April 14, 2014
His sacrifice is certainly not forgotten. They even have that big statue of him in Rio.
A friend inexplicably hates chocolate. Going to make her an Easter egg out of the next best thing which is surely crispy chicken skin.
— Maïa Dunphy (@MaiaDunphy) April 14, 2014
One step closer towards a Hannibal Lecter themed Easter.
Remember chocolate is for life not just for Easter
— peter saunders (@yellowscooby) April 17, 2014
Words to live by. Oscar Wilde, I think...
I've gone into the Easter chocolate business. I log my profits on an Egg Sell spreadsheet.
— Dave Turner (@mrdaveturner) April 17, 2014
It's not a proper holiday without some egg-cellent puns.
We're in a bit of a chocolate coma.... Happy Easter to all of our followers, we're back Tuesday! #EasterWeekend pic.twitter.com/45BHgKrasH
— Sundry Supplies (@SundrySupplies) April 17, 2014
H-easter-ical stuff right here.
