We'll just leave these here.
Royal watchers camp outside hospital as the world waits for #royalbaby http://t.co/aTQXOzQwhU pic.twitter.com/SPSs3JU8bG
— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) July 22, 2013
Clearly, one likes to plan ahead
Just ordered about 500 of these. http://t.co/pMEjuTWsOt #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/6K2FgRTjXw
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 22, 2013
So much for that €282 million
Factoid of the day: if the #royalbaby makes the average British worker even 5% less productive today, the UK's economic output falls £316m.
— Gavan Reilly (@gavreilly) July 22, 2013
The ever unadulterated Caitlin Moran makes a valid point
Be funny if I remembered that I'm the Royal Baby now, and that I'd forgotten to be inside Kate, and that's why it's taking so long.
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) July 22, 2013
For Kate's sake, we hope the actual royal baby won't be wearing a crown
sorry but this has got to by my favourite snap e v e r @AngusArnold #royalbaby 😂 pic.twitter.com/qEhYkdPo94
— toñana✩ (@geesabosie) July 22, 2013
And if it's a boy, what? Crap bag? (If you need a way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap)
If the #RoyalBaby is a girl I'm hoping for it to be called Princess Consuela Bananahammock
— Student Problems (@ProblemsAtUni) July 22, 2013
The irreverent (but now irrelevant) Rubber Bandits have come a long way intellectually since "Horse Outside"
Today they discovered how to grow retinas using stem cells to reverse blindness. A royal baby is a bit more important though in fairness.
— Rubber Bandits (@Rubberbandits) July 22, 2013
We hear you Philip
Men should be banned from reporting this Royal Baby nonsense. No insight whatsoever and we underline our ineptitude with every word.
— Philip Boucher-Hayes (@boucherhayes) July 22, 2013
...then again
“@BritishVogue: Royal baby nail polish anyone? http://t.co/odPRUBqjgT” I WONDER IF KATE IS WEARING THIS RIGHT NOW. **FREAKING OUT**
— Amy Odell (@amyodell) July 22, 2013
The royal baby isn't even born yet and I'm 100% jealous of it and wishing I had its life 👶â¤
— Katie Grobe (@ktgrobe) July 22, 2013
eeeeep! I don't think I have ever been this excited about the birth of a baby before!!!! #RoyalBaby #KateInLabour
— ☠Kayla MacManus ✞ (@KaylaFlandus) July 22, 2013
Royal baby Royal baby Royal baby Royal baby Royal baby Royal baby Royal baby !!!!!
— Taylor Schille (@TaylorS092) July 22, 2013
Do you reckon the Royal Baby will basically become the royal version of Macaulay Culkin because of all the money, attention, and pressure?
— Daria (@Dariasaur) July 22, 2013
While some have chosen to simply FREAK OUT!!!!!!!, others are making wild predictions
If the #RoyalBaby is born within an hour of the full moon, it will be a werewolf.
— Cheesemeister (@Cheesemeister3k) July 22, 2013
Oh man if the Royal Baby comes out black, that would be the greatest scandal in world history.
— Corey Hersch (@CoreyHersch) July 22, 2013
I have $10,000 on the royal baby growing up to have terrible teeth.
— kenny (@smonkyou) July 22, 2013
Or some (not so) wild predictions
How long until the Royal baby dresses up as a nazi and runs naked around a Las Vegas hotel room?! #royalbaby
— Tim Dean (@ThisisTimDean) July 22, 2013
Then of course there are the baby namers. Bea's repping for the Directioners
all in favor of kate naming the royal baby georgia rose say I #mtvhottest one direction
— bea (@cookiesnarry) July 22, 2013
We're loving "Valryon," thanks Art Hooker
BREAKING: Kate's in labor and the top potential royal baby names. Girl: Diana, Boy: James, Dragon: Valryon #royalBaby
— Art Hooker (@notjustahooker) July 22, 2013
(We especially approve of this one)
If the Royal baby is a boy, I'd name him Joffrey, who would eventually become Prince Joffrey and then possibly King Joffrey. #GoT
— Aminul H. (@ArsenalRealm) July 22, 2013
Really, we think this is the perfect summation of the inexplicable media frenzy going on right now
Accidentally been awake for like 27 hours now... God. But K-Middy's in labour yaaaaay #RoyalBaby
— Gemma Styles (@GemmaAnneStyles) July 22, 2013
And finally, here we have the #RoyalBaby hash tag's very own Nelson Mandela
This one royal baby is receiving so much attention. What about the millions of kids that are dying in Africa?
— Jasmeen Bhangu (@Jas_Bhangu) July 22, 2013
