It’s a lazy Friday night, and you’re torn. It’s your monthly takeaway night, but you can’t decide whether to settle on a big pizza or a succulent burger. What do you do?

Pizza Hut Delivery is looking to tackle that conundrum once and for all by presenting the next level in fast food, artery-clogging extravagance. Yes, it’s a pizza with 10 beef burgers baked right into the crust. The burgers are also coated in a layer of mozzarella, in case you’re worried a too dry beef pattie could upset the delicate balance that is a pizza slice.

The new creation is the natural successor to the hotdog stuffed crust Pizza Hut Delivery introduced earlier this year. Just looking at the advertisement for the burger pizza we can feel our hearts thumping that little bit faster - or is that slower?

Brave, crazy or just plain hungry customers had better act fast: the cheeseburger pizza is available for a limited time only. In the interests of public health, that’s probably for the best.

(Photo: Karol Daly)