1. Is dinner ready? (While picking at the ham) or ffs where’s the turkey...
3. There are plenty of Brussels sprouts left
3. Switch over to Willy Wonka
4. Who put the empty wrappers back in the tin of Roses?
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5. That's it now 'til next year (said after Christmas dinner on Christmas Day) or alternatively 'Only 364 days left 'til Christmas....'