You would think that not putting glowsticks in a microwave is common sense, but not everyone was born with such foresight.

This video features Jack, who unwisely blinds himself with hot luminescent fluid; and Jack's dad, who is none too happy with having to sort out the mess.

You probably didn't think that you'd be laughing at a shirtless, temporarily blinded teenager while his dad calls him a 'ding-a-ling' and berates him for ruining an 'awesome shirt,' but that's the internet for you.

And if you're wondering, Jack's brother, who uploaded the clip, assures us that he's all right now.