Use Netflix's anti-spoiler tool
After last week's penultimate episode, Netflix very kindly created the Spoiler Foiler - a tool which allows you to browse your Twitter feed without the fear of accidentally finding out that . Or that
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Alright, we'll stop now.
Threaten people with a trip to Belize
Example:
If you ruin BrBa for me today I'll send you on a trip to Belize. Just sayin'. #BreakingBadFinale
— Brian Byrne (@_BrianByrne) September 30, 2013
Don't search for tweets containing the hashtags #BreakingBad or #BreakingBadFinale
For the next couple of days these hashtags will no doubt be a spoiler-ific minefield. We recommend you stay well away if you know what's good for you.
Maybe don't go near Twitter at all
Let's face it: even if you do employ the previous methods, you're still only one tweet away from having Breaking Bad's final moments spoiled for you, and ending up like this:
Take a moment to listen to Breaking Bad's own Dean Norris when it comes to avoiding spoilers today:
Better still, pretend it's the early 90s and stay away from the internet today
If you're in work, you only have to wait a few more hours before finding out the fates of Walt, Jesse and the rest of the show's (so far) surviving cast. You can do it, can't you?