Today marks the 30th anniversary of EastEnders, and what better way to mark it than give 'ard man Danny Dyer the mike to make some safety announcements on the tube?

Commuters this morning heard a full range of advice from the actor, all in trademark cockney style, ranging from "make sure you've got your ticket about ya" to "there's a right pucker service running."

Will the threatening tone scare off potential stile-jumpers?